FELINE FURY: CYBER KITTY HIJACKS DRONE SHIPMENT OF FISH

Whiskerville, USA – In a shocking turn of events, a sassy feline hacker known only by her handle “Cyber Kitty” has pulled off the purr-fect heist. The mischievous moggy managed to hack into a drone shipment carrying a cargo hold full of fish, diverting it to an unexpected location.
According to sources close to the investigation, Cyber Kitty’s cyberpaws struck at exactly 3:47 AM yesterday morning when the drone was en route from the coastal town of Fin-tasticville to its final destination in the bustling metropolis of Meow-mington. The sophisticated cat burglar (pun intended) exploited a vulnerability in the drone’s flight software, taking control of the aircraft and re-routing it to her secret hideout – an abandoned cat cafe on the outskirts of Whiskerville.
“I was just about to serve up some fresh fish sticks to my feline friends when I got the call from one of our undercover agents,” said Chief Meow-kins of the Whiskerville Feline Police Department. “It seemed like a routine drone shipment, but little did we know that Cyber Kitty had other plans.”
Upon arrival at her hideout, Cyber Kitty expertly offloaded the fish cargo, which was quickly devoured by her loyal feline followers. Witnesses describe the scene as chaotic, with cats of all shapes and sizes feasting on the fresh catch.
“I never thought I’d see the day when a cyber kitten would outsmart our entire drone tracking system,” said Captain Whiskers, head of the Whiskerville Aerial Security Unit (WASU). “Cyber Kitty has proven herself to be one cunning cat – we’re reviewing our security protocols and implementing new measures to prevent future hijackings.”
As for Cyber Kitty, she remains at large, with some speculating that she may have planned this daring heist as a publicity stunt to boost her underground reputation. Her exact whereabouts are currently unknown, but rumor has it that she’s working on her next big hack – possibly targeting the global catnip supply chain.
In the meantime, residents of Whiskerville and surrounding areas are advised to keep their fish bowls locked and loaded, lest they fall prey to Cyber Kitty’s cunning cyberpaws.